The Super Long Play of Noton Mast is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Henning Helgeland with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.256 billion Noton Mastians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smoland. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noton Mastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,475 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing. Crime is totally unknown. Noton Mast's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noton Mast is ranked 301,366^th in the world and 2,352^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.